Boris Johnson's blog today runs a short item headlined simply 'Media stories'. One suspects it may well refer to the News of the World revelations as to where the Tory spokesman for higher education has been, er, parking his bike of late.

The comments box is open, so you may care to leave BJ (snigger, snigger) a short message, extending the hand of friendship to a well-known blogger in this, his hour of difficulty. Keep it tasteful.

(Hat tip: Guido)